Anybody elses second toe longer than their big toe?

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Anybody elses second toe longer than their big toe?
Mine are. I heard that it means something but i forgot, Anyone know?

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Mine are both longer than my big toe, so are my childrens,I thought everyones were, but read thisbrbrbrDES MOINES, Iowa. A new study by the Forensic Infant Studies Laboratory at Des Moines University has conducted a farranging anthropological study involving thousands of humans of both genders and found a disturbing correlation between the length of a persons second toes and serial killing. brDr. Lizbeth Maybe, director of the study said that a toe length analysis of , infants born in both the United Kingdom and the USA since , shows that those who were born with long second toes often scored high marks in school and did well in aptitude tests. Unfortunately, as adults they also tended to be far more represented in death rows and in psychiatric facilities for the criminally insane than babies born with normal toe architecture. Asked what normal meant in these circumstances she said it meant those born with second toes shorter than their big toes. Such people, quotrepresent more than ninety percent of the adult population.quot brbrThe study published today in The Journal of the American Medical Society, showed that LST babies, who represent about . percent of all births, had second toes an average of mm. longer than their big toes. quotAt , , and twenty years of age, those with LST demonstrated significant deficit in behavioural characteristics such as bedwetting, holding their breath to get their way, and bringing hand guns to school,quot said Dr. Maybe, the author of the JAMA report. She noted that Clifford Olsen and Ted Bundy, both infamous serial killers, had this abnormality. As a further example, she referred to the recent execution of Agçar Btsvestic in Illinois, a serial killer with typical abnormal toe architecture photo. quotI would like to examine the toe architecture of some famous people, especially certain politicians that demonstrate behaviour typical of LST people in our studies. Unfortunately, I have received no cooperation from neither the White House nor the offices of the Prime Ministers of the UK and Canada.brbrNow Read This brbrIt seems a longer second toe is a characteristing trait of the Mediterranean race ancestral to the British Isles too hence the Celtic theory. I guess the horse riders of the steppes ProtoAryans did not develop this long second toe because it would inhibit their horseriding skills, thats why the descendants of these horse riders Slavs and some Germans dont have this trait.brbrOne is a hoax, I leave you decide which!!!